Boing, boing, boing
is that a fucking toucan
no its a dog
"George," said Fred, "I think we’ve outgrown a full-time education."
"Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself," said George lightly.
"Time to test our talents in the real world, d’you reckon?" asked Fred.
"Definitely," said George.
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
fucking tacobell knows what’s up
it seems like the only thing that is truly attracted to my face is acne
THEY FUCKING WENT THERE.